Your porn isn't safe now.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11425789
They know what you fap to now.

Only you know why.

You're a wimp.

http://wimp.com/
I find this site to be great place to entertain yourself for a short while. Everything there is work safe as well.

First relevant post

This post is more likely to not be relevant but whatever. So tonight I spent my night asking people on Omegle to solve this.

Only 2 out of the 30 or so people solved the problem. It's quite a simple Geometry problem, can you solve it?